As I know you've been waiting with bated breath, here are pictures of my new apartment. Please keep two things in mind: 1) I rent this place furnished, so the furniture and the art were not my idea, and 2) I just moved in, and have not implemented my Grand Decorating Scheme (tm) yet, nor have I unpacked all of my meager possessions. Living Room: That coffee table is the AWESOMESAUCE. I will wax poetic about its amazing functionality in another post. Kitchen: Bedroom: In this case, yes, I am guilty of the linens. Considering I had to find something fast, I don't think I did too badly. And finally, the view from my balcony, the River Aire: That tall white building in the background is apparently nicknamed The Dalek. I'm beginning to suspect I'm stuck in an episode of Dr. Who . I really hope I'm not Rose.